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dark-souls-help:

50 followers and you get the mods selfie! Plus his personal favorite build to use

How the fuck does a great blog like this not even have 50 followers?! D:

FOLLOW THIS BLOG IF YOU GIVE HALF A SHIT ABOUT DARK SOULS

jackal-knight:

tatter-demallion:

jackal-knight:

tatter-demallion:

Velka’s pretty cool, but we never actually get to see her so I thought I’d try making a design for her. I tried to keep it sorta in the style of something you’d see in a Souls game, but those games don’t exactly have a glut of fancy dress wearing ladies. Nashandra’s the only one that wades into battle (I think) and her dress is made of skulls, so.

I imagine she could be another way to join the Blades of the Darkmoon (as I believe was intended at one point), and you could fight her, like Gwyndolin, if you wanted. She’d have a cool sword and probably use a lot of karmic justice.

soooo cool I’m gonna draw this if that’s okay with you

Sure, go ahead!

[YES]

THIS IS PERFECT!

cooper-knight asked : I've heard you have a crush for Pancakes, isn't it right Crouton?

axemurderercreighton:

I’m am going to crush the brains out of his skull. 

Bully la Bully: Dark Souls Edition

whodie:

Tumblr is full of people who pretend to like things and care about specific subjects to fit in.

Who will then get irrationally angry if you question their sudden inexplicable devotion to said topics.

I’ll take “Living with Cats” for 800, Alex.

I’ll take “Living with Cats” for 800, Alex.

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liamdryden:

"That’s the worst Batman cosplay I’ve seen in my life!"
"BATman? Well that explains it"
"What?"
"Why he looks like he dressed in the dark!"
"D’OOHHHHOHOHOHOOO"


Comic con life goals.

liamdryden:

"That’s the worst Batman cosplay I’ve seen in my life!"

"BATman? Well that explains it"

"What?"

"Why he looks like he dressed in the dark!"

"D’OOHHHHOHOHOHOOO"

Comic con life goals.

(Source: theplacethatevolutionforgot)

( 72983 ) 2 days ago - Reblog
It feels like a meguka kind of night…

It feels like a meguka kind of night…

temporalgearshift:

definitelynotsatan:

seerofsarcasm:

oliviatheelf:

The saddest thing is that most people will find this humorous instead of serious. We’re standing right beside one another, and yet we text others instead of actually speaking to each other. Have you ever sat down and thought about how uncomfortable we now are around one another that it’s so bad that we literally pretend to be texting someone when we’re not, just so it’s less awkward to stand beside people? What’s supposed to strengthen our bonds has taken away from it. It’s time to take our faces out of our phones and notice the world, give a kind gesture to someone, and go SEE your friends instead of just texting them.
I’m going to let that sink in.

Ah yes let me just up and leave school right in between my classes so I can go see the friend 40 miles away that i’m currently texting instead of making idle chit chat with the people around me that I don’t particularly care for.Fuck your pretentious shit.


"whines evil technology is making people antisocial its not real communication if its not face to face and im a pretentious self righteous shitbaby that asks random people on the street for the time and feels good about it"

"go SEE your friends"well yeah i would if u wanna pay for plane tickets

"Hurr technology is evil fire is scary why can’t we go back to living in caves?

temporalgearshift:

definitelynotsatan:

seerofsarcasm:

oliviatheelf:

The saddest thing is that most people will find this humorous instead of serious. We’re standing right beside one another, and yet we text others instead of actually speaking to each other. Have you ever sat down and thought about how uncomfortable we now are around one another that it’s so bad that we literally pretend to be texting someone when we’re not, just so it’s less awkward to stand beside people? What’s supposed to strengthen our bonds has taken away from it. It’s time to take our faces out of our phones and notice the world, give a kind gesture to someone, and go SEE your friends instead of just texting them.

I’m going to let that sink in.

Ah yes let me just up and leave school right in between my classes so I can go see the friend 40 miles away that i’m currently texting instead of making idle chit chat with the people around me that I don’t particularly care for.

Fuck your pretentious shit.

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"whines evil technology is making people antisocial its not real communication if its not face to face and im a pretentious self righteous shitbaby that asks random people on the street for the time and feels good about it"

"go SEE your friends"
well yeah i would if u wanna pay for plane tickets

"Hurr technology is evil fire is scary why can’t we go back to living in caves?

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theblighttownbeacon:

Local inventor and vagabond Pharros ditches school and has gone missing.
Pharros Bueller, the famous inventor has decided to ditch school and take a day off with two close friends. Edward R. Rooney, Dean of students at Drangleic High has been hot on their trail until reaching the Black Gulch. Apparently, the trail ran cold and Pharros was no where to be found.
It was here that Rooney ran into a monstrosity he calls the Rotten. Rooney was attacked by the Rotten, hit by poison statues, and burned alive in the fiery tar pits.
Locals believe Pharros was kidnapped and have begun a “Save Pharros” fundraiser. His whereabouts are currently unknown, but Pharros was last seen in a 1961 Ferrari 250 GT California near the primal Bonfire in Black Gulch.
Rooney is in critical condition at Drangleic Hospital.

Best post yet.

theblighttownbeacon:

Local inventor and vagabond Pharros ditches school and has gone missing.

Pharros Bueller, the famous inventor has decided to ditch school and take a day off with two close friends. Edward R. Rooney, Dean of students at Drangleic High has been hot on their trail until reaching the Black Gulch. Apparently, the trail ran cold and Pharros was no where to be found.

It was here that Rooney ran into a monstrosity he calls the Rotten. Rooney was attacked by the Rotten, hit by poison statues, and burned alive in the fiery tar pits.

Locals believe Pharros was kidnapped and have begun a “Save Pharros” fundraiser. His whereabouts are currently unknown, but Pharros was last seen in a 1961 Ferrari 250 GT California near the primal Bonfire in Black Gulch.

Rooney is in critical condition at Drangleic Hospital.

Best post yet.

I’m glad I have a scar from it. It’s a reminder.

"Don’t go back."

uglynewyork:

wolfstirfry:

destroy the terms “male” and “female”

when you need medical treatment and they ask you for your biological sex tell them that they’re transphobic scum and deny their gender based treatment

embrace death, do not fear it, there are no genders on the other side, only an empty void which you will float through for eternity. 

Y’all need to go outside. Forreal.

( 27770 ) 1 week ago - Reblog
A metal song about NIto
3,276 plays

vargskelethor:

Shit i forgot to save
In this hard ass game
He’s Nito, lord of the dead
Sign says: Treasure Ahead


FIRST OF THE DEAD

HE SLEEPS IN HIS COFFIN BED

A GIANT MASS OF PUBES

THAT IS NITO

I’m going to do this, I’m going to do this 80’s style!

SKELETAL HORDE

HE HAS A GIANT SWORD

LORD OF DEATH

NITO USED TO DEAL METH

He is made out of skeletons and pubes.

This is amazing.

assassinscreedconfessions:

I think all the people proclaiming how we should only care about how good and well-written a character is and not their gender are full of it. If that’s all they really cared about, they wouldn’t be so bothered by the very idea of another female Assassin protagonist.

Dear random person who made this confession,
Nobody is “bothered” by it. Nobody is bothered by any of these choices that don’t directly influence the things we give a shit about, e.i. gameplay, and good writing. Suffice it to say, 99.9% of the people playing these games don’t give a two fisted fuck about whether the protag is purple transgender bi-demi-neutral-sexual amazonian woman or just some ambiguous French guy. If the writing is good and the gameplay is solid, people will enjoy the game.
tldr; fuck off you’re dumb.

assassinscreedconfessions:

I think all the people proclaiming how we should only care about how good and well-written a character is and not their gender are full of it. If that’s all they really cared about, they wouldn’t be so bothered by the very idea of another female Assassin protagonist.

Dear random person who made this confession,

Nobody is “bothered” by it. Nobody is bothered by any of these choices that don’t directly influence the things we give a shit about, e.i. gameplay, and good writing. Suffice it to say, 99.9% of the people playing these games don’t give a two fisted fuck about whether the protag is purple transgender bi-demi-neutral-sexual amazonian woman or just some ambiguous French guy. If the writing is good and the gameplay is solid, people will enjoy the game.

tldr; fuck off you’re dumb.